I had such a bizarre day
- I accidentally kicked a bird in the head as I walked past a bush. I think it has head trauma now. It stumbled away.
- I was accused of writing a sexually explicit haiku in poetry class. It wasn’t sexually explicit at all, someone just looked wayyyyyy too into it.
- I cried for an hour rehearsing a scene for my acting class, but I wasn’t actually acting, I was crying because I want to go home.
- I wore really bright pink lipstick for no reason.